Seriously!

This will be a shorter post, but I just need to get it out. It will be filled with anger and hatred, so if you´re a peace-loving and harmonic person: Don´t you dare to read this!

As I am a living being, I oftentimes have to interact with other people. This involves chatting or even real takling. I´ve come to accept this. I´m okay with it by now. Really.
But, and this is a big but(t) (hehe) (I love big butts) (and I cannot lie), I absolutly can´t stand people, who are taking every single word I say completly seriously. Gosh! 
I have to confess, I´m a very sarcastic person, I love black humor, I love making ironic comments. That´s my daily amusement, my way of dealing with this fucked up world, we have to live in. 
But that´s another topic for another beautiful day when I will write another beautiful blogpost full of hate and demonic anger.
Back to todays topic. I simply can´t understand how one can take every single goddamn thing so goddamn seriously. That´s no fun at all. If I say something sarcastic, I just want to shine a light on the absurd side of a situation or a topic. I (normally) do NOT wan´t to harm any feelings, what I´m saying is not to attack other human beings. It´s purely my own way of reacting to things. My way of commenting. My humor. If you don`t agree, ignore me. Or my comment. I have no problem with that. And so will you. Problem solved before it even arises. 
So, people of this world, calm your shit and try to see the absurd and funny side of things. It will make your life way easier. 
Really?
Really! (not ironic)